Humor

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Lessi

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.