I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Humor
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
