Twix Up My Sleeve

  • My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod. This chuckle-fest hinges on the double meaning of "Twix up my sleeve." See, it sounds like "tricks up my sleeve," which is a figure of speech meaning to have secret plans or resources. And you, my friend, probably think a sleeve is what you wear to a fancy dinner. Sheesh.

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