Salad vs Baby

  • What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny 'cause it makes you think about shakin' a baby like a salad. But babies ain't salads, dingus! Shakin' a baby is bad news! You probably didn't know that shaking a baby can cause brain damage, blindness, seizures, or even death? I can't believe I have to explain this!

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