What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Salad vs Baby
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny 'cause it makes you think about shakin' a baby like a salad. But babies ain't salads, dingus! Shakin' a baby is bad news! You probably didn't know that shaking a baby can cause brain damage, blindness, seizures, or even death? I can't believe I have to explain this!