Twix jokes
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".