Twix jokes

What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?

A Twix.

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

What type of candy does the most magic?

Twix!

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?