Twix jokes
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
Five more days.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
Community talk
Fletcherrrrr~? Jake?People?Idek?Twix??????????? Whoa.
Bro im bored rn ): Jameson?Jassy?Ethan?Random?Kai?Charlie?Even?Iris?Mia?Shams?Twix? Someone talks to me
GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M SO SORRY SCHOOL TRIED TO MURDER ME!!!
I'm really back now, I swear, this isn't gonna be another one of those times where I say I'm gonna be back and then never get on, I'll really be checking this often.
It's probably not going to be as constant as it once was, but with the term ending for me soon I should have much more free time so I'll be able to hang around more.
THE KING IS BACK, BABY!! WOOOOO!!!!