Humor
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Memes
This is so relatable tho.
Big Dik
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
"My name is Dezz."
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.