Humor

What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?

The letter b.

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."