What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Humor
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
AB💿
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Innit.
