Explain Bear Jokes

Loneliness

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

Duck

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Memes

Threat

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Marriage

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Hamster

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Memes

Hell

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."