Explain Bear jokes

Carpet

What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.

Memes

Duck

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Time

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

Threat

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."