Explain Bear jokes

Explain Bear is my favorite.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.

In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.