Midget Quiz

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. The "author" thinks it's HILARIOUS to make fun of little people. Get it? "High" or "medium"? Because they're short! And the cabinet thing? Because they're small enough to fit in one! You probably think that's funny, you Neanderthal. Snow White's dwarfs and Mario are not real.