You're Next

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so basically, this person's grandma is at a weddin' and says they're gonna get married next. Then, the person flips the script at a funeral and says the same thing back to their grandma. That's what we call messed up! You're laughing because of the discomfort. You city slicker!

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