AI jokes
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Memes
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Community
Hello everyone, this isnt a guilt trip message before anyone says it is, this is just me telling you all, I'ma take a break for a bit, figure things out, and I'd like to formally apologize to anyone I may have hurt or made feel uncomfortable by the comments I made, mainly softstalker, this is not AI generated before anyone accuses me of AI generating this, and I will also apologize to the person I made those comments of, for the last time, I'm sorry everyone, mainly softstalker, I'll be back in maybe a month, c'yall then if you guys still get on here by then
bro someone help me I asked frickin ai to give me song recommendations of what to download on my mp3 player and it fucking came up with this jack black birthday rap thing
Ai rule test