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Nature's Vending Machine

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Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

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  • Man
  • Food
  • Bird
  • House

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod. This joke is funny 'cause the guy says he's a "pollo vegetarian" which sounds like "window vegetarian." He broke into the house through the window. Get it? It's also funny because windows are NOT vending machines, ya dingus. I bet you eat your boogers.

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