9/11 jokes

9/11 Jokes Jokes

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Plane

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Bro

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Friend

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

People

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Paul Walker

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

People

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Pentagon

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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  • Airport

    I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

    Tendency

    I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

    9/11

    I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

    9/11

    I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.