9/11 jokes jokes

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.