9/11 jokes

9/11 jokes jokes

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Plane

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Memes

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Bro

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Friend

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

People

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Paul Walker

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

People

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Pentagon

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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  • Tendency

    I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

    Dad

    Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

    Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

    Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

    9/11

    I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.