Humor
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why tie when you can knot?
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
LAMO.
This is a joke in itself.