Humor
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Memes
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
This is a joke in itself.
Why tie when you can knot?
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Your head looks like a joke.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
LAMO.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.