Humor
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.