Humor
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Your mom #69.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Dark humor.