Humor
Hi, I’m Joe.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Big Dik
Memes
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
"My name is Dezz."
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.