Humor

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Yo hairline caused corruption.