The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.