Humor
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
I have a fat ass.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Lol, I have no life :)
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)