Humor

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.