Humor

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

Ironic that this page is dead.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.