Humor
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso