Humor

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"