Humor

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Ironic that this page is dead.

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.

She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”

The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”

The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

It's not incest if you're adopted.

With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.