Nutshell jokes

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Your family in a nutshell.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.