Pistachio Gift

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up buttercup. This dude gave his girlfriend a picture of himself in a pistachio for their anniversary. It's funny because he's saying he gave her himself "in a nutshell," which means in a concise or summarized form. Get it? You wouldn't because you are not so bright. You probably don't even know what an anniversary is.

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