Humor
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Funny.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.