What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Humor
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
"DEEZ NUTS"
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
