Bulimia jokes

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.