Bulimia jokes

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.