Humor

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

Father Les.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?