Humor
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Memes
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!