Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Humor
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
