Humor
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Memes
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Me.
The joke is me.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.