What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke! You probably thought this was about oranges. It's not! The joke works because a 'stand' is a place without bar stools, like a hot dog stand. BUT the punchline relies on the fact that 'fruit' is an outdated, derogatory slang word for a gay person. So a gay establishment without stools is a 'fruit stand.' Now go think about why you needed a bear to explain that. Based facts!