Humor
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!