What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Humor
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Bunger.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
