Humor

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

What's a chicken's deadliest day?

Friday.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Joke start.

Punchline!

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.