Cynicism jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
Community talk
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms were… Read more