Cynicism jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Memes
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
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Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms were… Read more