Humor
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
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Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Your (DYM 64).
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.