Humor
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
no fucking goddamn way
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."