Humor
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.