Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Turtle's Shellfie Desire
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained mammal. You see, a "selfie" is a picture you take of yourself with a phone. A turtle has a shell, and the joke is that the turtle wants to take a "shellfie," which sounds like "selfie" but uses the turtle's shell. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a diagram with my claws?