Cereal killer jokes

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.