Ocd jokes
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Memes
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
like if you know someone that is emo.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Community
I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more