A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
