A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
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I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
