A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
