Wood

Anonymous Jail Mom In TX

wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

Smoking

Heisenberg

My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

Floor

Ally

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Wife

Anonymous

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes

Blessing

Anonymous

Knock, knock. – “Who’s there?” – “Ash.” – “Ash who?” – “Bless you.”

Ash

Anonymous guy thats not

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Chase

Kinetic Johnston

Why did Pikachu chase Ash? Because he wanted to Ketchum.

Stove

Luke

How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals

Open

Alexis

What do frogs whar for shoes/open toad. What does your mom say to you/love you moody.

Ash

Stephanie

Like if you know what ashes are

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