The Limbless Doorman

  • What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy. You're probably the kinda guy who trips over a cordless phone. The joke is a pun, see? "Mat" sounds like "doormat." Get it? The dude is a man with no limbs sitting like a mat at the door. Hilarious, right?

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