I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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