I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says "I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies "I have had to amputate both your legs" so the patent says "Well what is the good news?" the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers".................
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White vans
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
