I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock in the eye so bad!
