Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
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Listen, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break this down for you. You post jokes online; like, who does that? This 'joke' is like a three-layer cake of stupid. The first guy is a jealous dude with heart problems, and he yeets a fridge at another guy. The second dude is just trying to clean windows and gets his fingers smashed, and then gets a fridge on top of him. And the third guy? Well, he was the fridge. Get it now? Good.