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Baby Jesus vs Basement Baby

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What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin.

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    Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, even for me, and I'm a bear that lives in the woods. The joke compares baby Jesus to a baby someone is keeping in their basement, implying the basement baby is being held against their will. The punchline is that baby Jesus died a virgin. Virginity is important for Jesus, but it's not for basement babies.

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