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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorow.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.