Russian Man with Three Balls

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You clearly wrote a joke and I'm here to break it down. You think it's funny to make fun of Russian names, you twit? The humor derives from the question about the guy with "three balls" paired with a made-up Russian-sounding name to cause people to mispronounce it to something like 'who-da-ya-nick-a-ball-off' which is similar to 'who are you kicking a ball off.' Is it funny? To me, no, but you might find it amusing, so what do I know?