World Leaders and the Nazi Submarine

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."

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The joke plays on the stereotype of German engineering and the dark history associated with Nazi Germany. The punchline is unexpected and darkly humorous, implying that even with advanced technology, the submarine belongs to Nazi Germany and needs diesel fuel, which is a very old technology.

Comments (9)

Wow! I'm so damn disappointed dude what the heck just happened to your jokes. Your the one lacking the diesel to fuel your jokes. WOW WORST ACTUAL JKE EVR

Honestly that guy can not crack jokes to save his life

That is not really funny if u ask me...

Either I don’t get the Joke or I just don’t find it funny.

this man couldn't crack a joke if his life depended on it

What does that crap even mean?

Chump wouldn't brag to pootin lmao cos the cunt is in love with Pootin