Shooting joke jokes
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.