What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Blonde in a Freezer
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you clueless goof. You thought this was a normal joke, huh? Wrong! This ain't some silly knock-knock gag. It starts with a question, making you think there's a funny punchline about blondes or freezers. But then BAM, it gets dark. Cindy is in the freezer and it's not a funny story. She was about to graduate, meaning that this probably isn't a funny accident. Get it now, smart guy? You are so very not smart, that it's a problem.