What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Joker In The Bronx
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Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.