What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Joker In The Bronx
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.