Humor
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Haha, you just saw sex!
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Face reveal <3
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.