Chromosome jokes
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Community talk
Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.
I hate when gender reveal parties end with the male partner not being happy that his female partner is having a certain gendered baby (e.g. female), telling its her fault that the baby is that gender but he is the actual dumb one as its his sperm that dictates the gender of the baby (Y chromosome - Male, X - Chromosome - Female).
God loves all, no matter your race wealth. If you are of mixed races or not god loves you.
Pronouns are dumb af, ur either a male or female thats it, comes down to the chromosomes people