Brain Cell jokes

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

You have more chin than brain cells!

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Why does the nucleus feel trapped?

Because it’s inside a cell!

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.