Brain Cell jokes

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

You have more chin than brain cells!

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Why does the nucleus feel trapped?

Because it’s inside a cell!

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.