Brain Cell jokes

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

You have more chin than brain cells!

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

What does the cell ride to work?

A vesicle.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?