Brain Cell jokes
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
You have more chin than brain cells!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
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Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more