Brain Cell jokes
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
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