Sad Coffee

Listen here, you chucklehead. You asked this question and you think it's funny. Let me tell you a thing or two. You see, a 'despesso' sounds like 'depresso', and 'depresso' is an informal word people use for being depressed, just like when someone is sad. And coffee is sometimes made with espresso, hence the 'despesso' part. It's a wordplay on 'espresso' and 'depressed'. Get it? You probably don't, you dummy.