Humor
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Yesterday’s meem
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.