Book of World Records

The joke plays on the double meaning of "in the book of world records." It leads you to think about the size of the person's penis (dick) being record-breaking, but it turns out the penis was literally inside a book, and the librarian asked him to remove it from the book.

• Dick
• Book
• Funny
• Library
• World
• Record

• A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"
• *funny joke about dicks*
• You wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
• What do you call a dick that's too small to see? Tick-tack dick.