Humor
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.