Humor
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.