Humor
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.