Humor

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Person: I broke my arm in three places.

Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

How do you stop a woman from choking?

Back up an inch.

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣