Booger jokes

What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.

LAMO.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.