Booger jokes

What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.

LAMO.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

Dad: What's boofa?

Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.

What do you call a whore with a runny nose?

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