What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Booger Jokes
LAMO.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.