What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson and Kmart
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Michael Jackson and Kmart are similar because they're both dead. Get it? Michael Jackson shuffled off this mortal coil, and Kmart is basically a retail zombie. It's dark humor, see, because death isn't usually funny, especially to sensitive folks like yourself, but here we are.