Milk Run

The humor comes from the absurdity of the dad being gone for an extremely long time to get milk, which is a common trope used in jokes to express the absence of a parent figure. The implied time creates an absurd situation.

• Dad
• Milk
• Parent
• Family
• Father
• Dairy

• Why do dads take time to get? Milk?
• Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
• I will be back, I'm gonna get milk... Me:...
• Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."